A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc
Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
Get the short countmug. 
Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.
Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.
Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.
by W_L October 16, 2010
Get the Count de Monetmug. A term used sarcastically in football to describe someone not paying attention. Imagine someone counting a handful of change on the football field and someone running them over because they are not paying attention to the game.
by Shiggyfo September 23, 2017
Get the Caught counting changemug. by OhDeEyes December 5, 2016
Get the high sperm countmug. A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
Get the counting the ballroom chairsmug. A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.
I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.
by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019
Get the Body Count Bitchmug.