by tallismon October 7, 2008
Get the cougar killer mug.In this year of 2005, other young guys out there will agree with me. A cougar is a smoking hot woman usually 30+ who is far better looking than guys her own age. When she's at the bar or nightclub, she'll find that certain younger hard body that she knows will rock her world that night....and he knows he'll get the same from her. For the most part - a cougar is a delicious experience....ENJOY!!
by hardbody September 20, 2005
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Definitely a financially successful, goal oriented adult woman that knows exactly what she wants and won't settle for less. Young men beware of her physical description: tall, blonde, knock out figure, well dressed and sporting a car you won't be able to afford!!
And if I'm a cougar than that makes my mature male counterpart what???
And if I'm a cougar than that makes my mature male counterpart what???
by Michelle E August 18, 2006
Get the cougar mug.A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.
Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.
So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)
Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.
So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)
Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"
"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"
"Connor, she could be cougar."
"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"
"Connor, she could be cougar."
"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
by Moondog Rychart December 30, 2003
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Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
by tcufrog08 April 14, 2008
Get the cougar crush mug.I am a 51 year old single parent whom has put my son into university. I now want to have a relationship with a 25 year old woman for many Good reasons; does this make me a looser? I think not and they are lining up so neither do they. Obviously!!!
by auditr March 27, 2011
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1. 35 to 50 years old
2. Bleach blonde hair
3. hot pink lips/nail polish
4. desparately seeking younger men to use as she pleases, then dispose of
5. may be seen in packs in bars drinking rose zinfandel
1. 35 to 50 years old
2. Bleach blonde hair
3. hot pink lips/nail polish
4. desparately seeking younger men to use as she pleases, then dispose of
5. may be seen in packs in bars drinking rose zinfandel
by Erin August 18, 2003
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