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Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 17, 2011
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Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck
Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah
by FamousJew December 8, 2019
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Springfield Corn Dog

A sexual act where your girlfriend or wife's gag reflex is activated and she vomits on your cock and balls while performing oral sex.
Last night my girl wasn't feeling well, so she gave me a Springfield Corn Dog.
by Marcus Corvenis April 16, 2008
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corndoged

Literally getting a skateboard shoved up your anus.

Common examples include a skater attempting a trick off of a:
stair set, ledge, rail, or anything else high enough to rip your balls off, and ends up getting blasted in the: nuts, rectum, scrotum, taint, etc.

So basically your a little wiener impaled by stick. (just like a cordog).

Now all you need is a little mustard.
cool guy: wo what happend to you.

corndog: oh ya i got corndoged trying to frontside flip this 12 set.

cool guy: wow that sucks.

corndog: ya i gotta scar look...

cool guy: we're not friends anymore.
by Shad Barley March 10, 2008
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corn dog

Sometimes called "Goosing". To poke someone in the bum hole, no penetration required. This is done on the outside of the clothing. Usually done with a broom stick. The intention is not to draw blood, but rather to make someone jump. Could be considered sexual harassment.
Two brothers are putting up a tent. Brother one drops a tent peg, and bends at the waist to pick it up. Brother two pokes brother one in the bum using he butt of his hammer. This act is a corn dog. No one is hurt. Both laugh. In the future, brother one looks behind him before bending over.
by gobyu2010 March 23, 2012
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Coondog

Someone who spits on people while being drunk.
Man ace was a coondog last nite
by Bj. October 28, 2006
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corn dog

what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection
I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog
by STriker January 29, 2003
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