Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.

I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid

by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003

condom sense

like common sense. its common sense for having sex by using a condom

guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense

by alliOG October 18, 2008

condom break

when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them

"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"

by somebody from 6/14 July 20, 2006

Condom Licker

1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.

That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.

1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"

by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007

condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

Condom Queen

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.

Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen

by THE-condomqueen February 4, 2010

condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

by AHowell June 11, 2006