A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
Get the instant compensation mug.A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.
guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook
guy 2: I asked laurie out
guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?
guy 2: I hate the hat
guy 2: she turned me down
guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway
guy 1: aww that sucks dude
guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it
dual conversation
guy 2: I asked laurie out
guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?
guy 2: I hate the hat
guy 2: she turned me down
guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway
guy 1: aww that sucks dude
guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it
dual conversation
by Lord Damon October 4, 2009
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by Sarah :):) November 8, 2010
Get the Condensationalised mug.A social situation in which one wanders into an inescapable -and typically brutally awkward - conversation unwittingly. Often victims will step into the conversation bear trap with an innocuous greeting like, "Hey Deb, what's up?"
"Careful around that new Account Manager, dude's a conversation bear trap."
"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."
"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."
by bjenks July 1, 2009
Get the Conversation Bear Trap mug.One makes a single random comment in someone elses conversation, which ends up killing it and making it awkward for everyone else. This is similar to a ninja swiftly killing a target then exiting.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
by ThruTheDesertOvrTheFence September 13, 2009
Get the Conversation Ninja mug.Not every conversation involves flirting, though some females think guys can't resist doing so in any conversation.
The girl was a narcissist, that was why she took everything the guy said as flirting, sexual innuendo, or harassment. She thought every guy that saw her wanted to fuck her, and that it was the only thought in their brain. So any conversation became her hearing what she wanted to hear no matter what the guy actually said. She always read into in such a way that it sounded to her like another guy that wants to fuck her like every other guy she meets in her mind.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009
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