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comedical

A joke, situation, or event that is both sick and funny...

Also, a joke, situation, or event that makes you laugh so hard, you need medical attention
Derived from the words comedy and medical.
watching Sarah Palin pardon a turkey at thanksgiving while other turkeys were being slaughtered in the background was very comedical
by zino0 August 22, 2010
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Comey Shake

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
by #42KO May 18, 2017
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the comedian

The Comedian totally killed that pregnant woman.
by sjupiter17 March 16, 2009
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Comedomes

Blackheads, whiteheads, and red spots.
Spelt also as "Comedones"
There are two basic types of Acne; non-inflammatory acne and inflammatory acne.



Non-Inflammatory Acne

Noninflamed lesions called comedomes, consist of two types of acne:

1. Closed Comedones, or whiteheads, with no visible opening.
2. Open Comedones, or black heads with visible, dilated openings that are discolored as exposed fatty acids are discolored by air.

»» See forms of non-inflammatory acne treatment here.

Inflammatory Acne

Inflamed lesions result when the follicular wall ruptures to produce up to three types of acne:

1. Papules: the mildest form of inflammatory acne this lesion appears as a small and firm lump in the skin. This is often quite tender but unless there are many, rarely obviously visible.
2. Pustule: like papules, pustules are small and round, however, pus is visible.
3. Nodule: otherwise known as cystic lesions, this is the most serious form of acne and is the result of comedone pollutants spilling into surrounding tissue. The body reacts to this by producing pus to halt the spread of infection. This type of acne may cause scarring if left untreated. Medical treatment is advised.
by Joyce Hayward March 28, 2008
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white comedian

Cumming in a girls mouth when she's giving you a blowjob and then making a joke right as she is swallowing. Watch that shit come out her nose. Great success.
I totally just white comedianed this super baked girl last night
by chasemossafasterosa October 31, 2011
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Comedown Kid

A person who seems to be constantly coming down off drugs in work during the week, but then seems to come alive during the weekend
" uh oh here comes the Comedown Kid and he looks fucked again but then again it is 8am on a monday "
by John Gaskell March 28, 2004
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comedicide

The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.

A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.
Dude, you totally killed that joke - or should i say that you've just committed comedicide!
by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
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