chili rub 

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

chili rub by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

chili rub 

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

chili rub by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

chili milkshake

When you fuck a girl in the anus and then procede to shit on a cucumber and use it as as a dildo and then receive an atomic bumpkin and finish off with an angry pirate. Then procede to metal Dan their mother. And finish off with a pink sock.

Don't be like Jorge and give a girl a chili milkshake!

chili milkshake by Sowowdoge July 25, 2016

Chili Pussy 

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.

Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.

Chili Pussy by hel112570 July 23, 2016

Chili Dick 

1. when you eat so much chili at Super Bowl, your dick don't work.

2. a dick that tastes like chili

Can't fuck tonight, boo. I Got's chili dick.

Chili Dick by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019

Chili cheese dog

When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.

Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock

Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??

Chili cheese dog by Netflixandill August 27, 2019

Chili dog slam 

The act of a taking one's penis (hot doggy), laying it in between a pair of butt cheeks longways. Then the receiver squirts some nasty poop on the hot doggy, while getting their cheeks slammed together, creating fountains of glorious chili flying everywhere.

Hey Jake, I'm really wanting a hot steamy chili dog slam right now, my buns are aching to be slammed.

Chili dog slam by Chili dog slammer January 2, 2022