Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 May 28, 2018

Aussie child

children from Australia that are the comeback kings of the world and have guts

teacher: i have told you to sit down 3 times now
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss

teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high

by ersdisanta May 28, 2015

Child-hold

To be limited in your actions and/or freedoms due to a child. A person experiencing child-hold may have their own child or be dating another individual who has a child that creates a burden which limits his or her freedoms.

Adam!! Are you coming out tonight or are you in the child-hold with the girlfriend again? >>Sorry man, the lady has the kid and we can't go anywhere.

by Frizzle06 April 11, 2010

child-dialed

Similar to pocket dialing or butt dialing, this is when a small child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls your phone book. Bonus points if said child calls your psycho ex who never got over you and your ex thinks you want them back.

Gee, Gabby, what are you playing with? Is that my phone? Did you CALL SOMEONE?!?! AAAAHHH, YOU CALLED JIM!! Hello, hello, Jim? No, I didn't call you. No, Gabby totally child-dialed your num... NO NO AHHHH!!!!

by Anni G October 12, 2010

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

The Middle Child

Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill

OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.

by Dinoissickofyou August 10, 2021

Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020