Bubes

As we all know, pubes are hairs located in the pelvic region whereas bubes are pubes located in the anus.

Britt: hey Tyler, I'm deep in a relationship with this girl I care about but she wants to have sex but I'm not sure if I want to go too far with her
Tyler: honestly just fuck Sandra's ass but you need to shave her bubes
Britt: bubes?
Tyler: yes, butthole pubes
Britt: no I want the bubes in so I can lick them
Tyler: fag.

by Bigmaninhouse June 13, 2014

Bute sack

An ugly person named squi and his name is name is either dirtball or Matteo

Where is the bute sack ?

by Mazz1987 April 7, 2019

The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

Blutes

The female version of blue balls. i.e. Blue Uterus

I just gave that bitch the worst Blutes. Call me Vladamir Blutin.

by Blutes October 8, 2015

Pizza Bites

Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.

As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip you kids up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits are for noobs! (see noob) We need some real pizza!"

by IHeartPizzaBites June 1, 2009

snake bites

Two piercings that are on the front/top of the tounge.
BUT
are most commonly seen on each end of the lip.

Joe: Whoah! look at that girls snake bites.

Steve:YES!Im gonna get some tonight!

by teshara October 12, 2006