Buttered Muffin

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009

Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.

"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"

by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013

bothered

Some guy who posts articles on xoxohth

bothered just posted another article on women being raped in Congo.

by bothered January 8, 2005

bothered and hot

A human of the male sex becoming horny

Jessica: See you tonight Tim

Tim: Damn, she got me bothered and hot

by DC xBlizzard November 28, 2013

Buttered Loaf

The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit

aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night

by loafer September 7, 2003

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Buttered

Buttered --

Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.

"You hear what happened to Bill? The Spics in HR Buttered his ass for saying 'Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle' in the locker-room!"

by needmaps June 27, 2013