Jizz Burger

The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.

Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"

by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011

pimp my burger

A new burger at Burger King supposed to be invented by the PIMP MY CAR crew.

Some people are that stupid and thought you could go to Burger King, choose a burger and tell them to PIMP IT UP, i.e. More salad or something.

Dumbass.

BIG:" There is a new burger at BK"
Cartgass:"Great, let's go"
Reppuken:"ehmm no, you have to tell them "Pimp my burger" ,you choose an old burger and they pimp it up"
BIG:"..........right" *slaps him*
Cartgass:"Dumbass Reppuken"

by Bari May 7, 2005

burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

E-Burg

A small town, also known as "Eldersburg"; located in southern Carroll County, Maryland. With nothing to do, high schoolers from the area spend time hanging out at the local Denny's or T-Bell (Taco Bell). "Parking lot hopping" is also a frequent activity on the weekends by teenagers in the area.

Person one: Hey, what's going on in E-burg tonight?
Person two: Nothing. Let's get high then go talk to Ali at Denny's.

by Unknown March 24, 2005

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

burger

Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.

The best burgers in existence are thick, juicy, and served on a random floury white bread roll. None of this standardised McDonalds crap!

by KHD September 27, 2003

Baby Burger

A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).

"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."

by Pringal Jugar August 1, 2016