Emil Benjaminsen

Is a term used in Norway and it basically means that you are on another level of attractiveness and you will most likely enda up with 7 or more new girls every time you go out for a night.

If your name is Emil you have a penis of 12-17 inches.
If you know a Emil, do your best to keep hold of him, because he is one of a small species originating from Harstad, Norway.

Every girl within 7km of Emils current position is super wet.

Girl 1: Look at that beast of a human being.
Girl 2: YEAH he is so fucking hit and adorable at the same time its so crazy attractive.
Girl 1: Yes, he is for sure an "Emil Benjaminsen"

by Emildo07 March 6, 2022

pulling a Benjamin

It's when you go in someone's place and take a shit and just after the smell clears you do it again

That guy went into that bathroom and is pulling a Benjamin

by Mr. D Nuts June 2, 2018

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Pulled A Benjamin

Selling a stock at its lowest point during a temporary pull back.

Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.

by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021

Benjamin

Some dude who gets too much whoopie!

Damn, Benjamin just tapped that one bitch!

by Geekuh February 6, 2010

Benjamin's Theory

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Darling, the TRUTH

1. Benjamin Darling NEVER lived on Malaga Island.
2. He purchase Horse Island with his own money.
3. "Maroon Societry" was meant to be a racial slur by the white mainlanders.
4. Only one family was taken from the island.
5. Absolutely NOBODY was killed.
6. NONE were slaves or ever had been.
7. It has been proven the Benjamin Darling was not the son of Capt Sam.

Benjamin Darling, the truth is: he was a well-respected man who lived in Phippsburg, Maine

by Benjamin Darling - the truth July 17, 2011