by montanaBUH July 10, 2016
Get the petty bullshitmug. by anonymous June 19, 2023
Get the cut the bullshitmug. A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks February 5, 2012
Get the bullshit genemug. I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.
by Pierre Cavanaugh January 15, 2020
Get the No Bullshit Guymug. When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.
Bullshit writing:
In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
by Supersonik August 24, 2017
Get the bullshit writingmug. a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.
BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."
you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013
Get the bullshit-a-thonmug. Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017
Get the bullshit equivalentmug.