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Mayo bagle

Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole
gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.
by facebookok December 15, 2020
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Ogle Bogle

by Squabble January 29, 2021
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Pushin' Bulge

When a man gets aroused so intensely and fast, that his bulge can't help but to make itself present against his skinny jeans.
"Yeah, Brandon was definitely pushin' bulge at Hooters last night, you could see that thing from across the restaurant"
by Brueningboy March 7, 2022
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Shooting The Bugler

To aim for an easy target or carry out a comparatively easy task which may give the appearance of success, achievement or progress towards a desired goal but does not have any substantial merit, benefit or value and/or does not actually help to achieve the intended goal in any substantive way. A business buzz phrase or management speak associated with with general douchebaggery and common use by tits, wankers, tosspots and arseholes. The phrase has military origins, where buglers and pipers often went into battles unarmed, stood in plain sight and were no direct threat to to the opponent.
Andy, I agree with John that your idea would would just be shooting the bugler.
by Hello Buglers April 1, 2015
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Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."
by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017
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Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge
by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018
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Emergency beer bulge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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