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jimmy buffet

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.
Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.
by Dick Fitzentite July 11, 2009
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Buffering

To work the outside of a woman's vagina (including but not limited to the clitoris) without any actual finger penetration. Please see the Oxford dictionary 'to buffer"...... polishing brass to a high sheen
"i love my boyfriend more than One D right now....he buffered me like no other this morning......... absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful clit buffering to orgasm. It was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat...and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering"
by smithyof's May 22, 2014
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Buffer

1) One that buffs, especially a piece of soft leather or cloth used to shine or polish.
2) A buffing wheel.
3) Something that lessens or absorbs the shock of an impact.
4) One that protects by intercepting or moderating adverse pressures or influences
5) Something that separates potentially antagonistic entities, as an area between two rival powers that serves to lessen the danger of conflict.
6) A substance that minimizes change in the acidity of a solution when an acid or base is added to the solution.
7) A device or area used to store data temporarily.
8) To act as a buffer for or between.
9) To treat (a solution) with a buffer.
10) To hold or collect (data) in a buffer.
11) One who boost stats in RPGs
“A sense of humor . . . may have served as a buffer against the . . . shocks of disappointment” (James Russell Lowell)
by AndreB August 1, 2006
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texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out
I just gave April a texas buffet
by more head January 16, 2008
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Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009
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Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.
Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.
by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014
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super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.
friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!
by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006
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