bouncer

a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005

bounce for the ounce

a reference to the ratio of breast size to overall body weight.
a girl thats slightly overweight but has nice luscious breasts is more appealing than a slim flatchested girl because she has more bounce for the ounce. (in the case of guys who value larger breasts.)

Yeh, she could maybe shed a couple, but you gotta admit, shes got plenty of bounce for the ounce.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

branch banking

going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.

I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.

by Sara Joseph July 20, 2007

Bounce o'clock

Time to leave, roll, or bounce.

When college classes blow, check your imaginary watch and let your friends know that it's Bounce o'clock, then dip out real smooth and head to Chick-fil-A.

by Wizzle Baby October 5, 2009

Bounce it off the Turtle

When you are asked by senior management to evaluate an idea and he/she expects an answer with no time for proper due diligence. You are then forced to "bounce it off the turtle" and see which direction it flies. It is very likely the idea will be approved based on your "careful" consideration and it will make or break your career.

Fred asked me to provide a solution for all of our revenue reporting. He expects it to predict changes in the industry and wants an answer by 8:00 AM tomorrow. I had to bounce it off the turtle and then updated my resume.

by Flying Bacon July 12, 2011

DIGGY BRANCH

YOUR PENIS, OR THAT OF WHICH YOU USE TO INJECT FEMAIL CERVIX WITH YOUR DIGGY JUICE

"YO THIS GIRL IS ABOUT TO CHOP UP MY DIGGY BRANCH"

by STAGA DEE May 6, 2009

booze bouncer

A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.

Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"

by westfalia January 19, 2010