zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.

"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."

by trollerroller February 4, 2022

Uber-boomer

A relatively young person acting and thinking like a boomer.

Pierre-Luc is watching District31 (French-Canadian boomer show) while I go out with my trans non binary friends! He's such a uber-boomer!

by Frankybeee December 1, 2021

Boomer Truth

A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.

"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."

"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."

by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023

Z-Boomer

a flimsy cuckhold who manages to make whales into anorexic water monsters. also is a homophobic, transphobic POS who has a severe lack of females and manages to make a Tyrannosaurus even Fuglier then the JP rex.

"z-boomer?"
"ah, that cuckbag on twitter who freaks out over a crumb of gay and thinks he could 1v1 a Deinonychus without any sort of weapony."

by YoMama_Fan_31 December 31, 2022

Boomer Gravy

The money a boomer makes because they are an adult with a real job.

Stacy can afford to take us out to eat with her boomer gravy.

by WittyB185 January 18, 2020

COD boomer

A person who thinks that adding in melee weapons to COD will ruin the whole game.

Person 1: Black Ops 3 was when Cod started going to shit, They should never had added melee weapons, it's a game based on SHOOTING people.
Person 2: You sound like a COD Boomer
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Ni-

by Riley_The_Wolf_YT June 20, 2020

Baby boomer

Someone from the age of 55-75 who grew up with everything handed to them on a silver platter by the previous generation and try to take credit for it. A lot of these people seem to have a victim complex because even though they had an amazing economy and low cost of living they think they had it the hardest. They think the only reason why later generations cant afford to live is because they spend all their money on avocado toast and not that they crippled the economy. These people are very entitled and seem to think the world owes them something. While being the most entitled of any generation they seem to think that millennials are entitled for wanting to be able to afford to live. They feel like they are free to insult anyone but nobody can insult them because of "respect your elders" even though they dont respect anyone, again entitlement.

Millennial: bro I dont know how I'm gonna pay for rent this month, I only earn 30k a year even with a bachelors degree

Baby boomer: YOU KIDS NOWADAYS ARE SO ENTITLED BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO DRINK FROM THE GARDEN HOSE SNOWFLAKES

by Red0rWhite September 1, 2020