by kpizzleswag February 19, 2019
Get the Blind Ass Bitch mug.Brightly coloured hearing aids worn generally by younger deaf or hard of hearing people to make a point.
by KelvinC October 27, 2007
Get the deaf-bling mug.Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.
"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."
by scorpioeric December 13, 2007
Get the collateral blindage mug.A piece of packing cardboard shoved up against the window of a new apartment before you've had a chance to order real blinds.
by urban-cunt April 20, 2010
Get the hobo blinds mug.A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008
Get the Breakfast Coupon Blindside mug.by Bobberman June 28, 2007
Get the bling digity mug.A sexual act preformed by two people. (M+F or M+M). To perform this act, participants must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their testicles on the bottom participants eyes.
Wife: How was work today, Honey?
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
by dr85 November 7, 2011
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