deaf-bling

Brightly coloured hearing aids worn generally by younger deaf or hard of hearing people to make a point.

Do you see her over there with the fluorescent green deaf-bling?

by KelvinC October 27, 2007

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Sex Deafblindness

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

by StringAttic October 19, 2014

deafblindness

Someone who is both deaf and blind. Helen Keller was a famous deafblind person.

That person can't see or hear! They are deafblind! deafblindness Helen Keller hearing vision communication

by Deamklox October 23, 2014

deafling

A non-derogatory term for a deaf person, but mainly a deaf lunch lady that hates you and pesters you every lunch period.

A deaf person who you make a countless number of crude jokes and scenerios about.

Come here you little deafling... I can't hear you.

by Scene Sean July 14, 2007