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Blanger

The grouping of Blackness and Anger.

A fraise used to point out or describe an African American when they are angry.

A way to describe the unique way in which an African American gets angry
Dude I’m fucking scared that guy has Blanger
by Drizzel September 24, 2008
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bangover

Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
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Related Words
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Wetty Blang Blang

A wet blanket. Someone who doesnt embrace life.
brock: hey man is stash coming out tonight?

kelly: nah he's at home studying

brock: ahh man what a wetty blang blang
by bchunk May 29, 2011
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bango

dangerous,crazy,intense,the night at toms house when i came up with it when i was half asleep
togther we are a bango
by luke l April 23, 2005
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Bango

A nick name given when a Chick asks "Do you wanna Bang?" then the guy pulls down his pants revealing his small penis resulting in the chick saying "OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
kid 1: "Hey, why do they call you Bango?" Kevin: "I dont wanna talk about it"
by Robertttt April 15, 2008
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blagojevich

Just another corrupt governor from Illinois, which thinks that most people from Illinois are just stupid *!@#&*!@ idiots that keep on !@#*!@#!@#ing electing him.

A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.

Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.

The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.


Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.
Dan: Blagojevich is my governor
Rob: Ummm.... Blago... blago... jev... yavi... ich
Dan: Yeah... well did you hear some kid had to pour out his last savings to get his life back?
Rob: Yeah... he died because he was missing 2 pennies.
Dan: Damn bastard!
by Danno79 January 12, 2009
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Bangover

the after-effects of bad and/or regrettable sex from the night before.
My buddy Ryan shouldnt have had sex with that girl last night. He is suffering from a brutal bangover today.
by stevesupernova April 25, 2011
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