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purple butthole

noun) a butthole that has been bruised after anal sex.....usually reffered to girls.....
i gave this bitch a mean ass purple butthole.
by plaza860 October 21, 2010
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Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.
He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole
by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011
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Megatron's Butthole

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.
by burn it down August 2, 2017
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puckered butthole

A phrase Sammie and Ava made up also if revering to a person normally someone who's being annoying or a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
Ava: Can you just stfu up

Sammie: Stop being such a puckered butthole
by Enva April 10, 2016
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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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