A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.
They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
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Also, complaining about products or services that really are sub standard and not what you ordered or expected.
Also, complaining about products or services that really are sub standard and not what you ordered or expected.
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Towns near the beach are usually sparsely populated, but when summer comes around waves of beachers crowd the streets, shops, and beaches.
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Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?
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The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
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The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
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Get the mother bitcher mug.A term describing an unmarried woman, usually used to describe an affianced woman having a night on the town with her friends soon before her wedding.
Also used by single women who find the term "spinster" too old-fashioned and "prude" inapplicable.
Also used by single women who find the term "spinster" too old-fashioned and "prude" inapplicable.
The bachelorette and her friends thoroughly enjoyed the Chippendales show.
It will be a long time before the word "bachelorette" gains the acceptance enjoyed by the word "bachelor".
It will be a long time before the word "bachelorette" gains the acceptance enjoyed by the word "bachelor".
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