When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006
Get the steamer beamer mug.A word used typically to describe a person who is blinded by a solopsistic brand of naiveté to such a specification that he, or indeed she, believes themselves to be of far greater value than they in fact are. An erronous yet unforgivably arrogant and falsely egotistical state of self which is often met with the punishing distain of it's better-knowing observers.
Those who can be defined with this word often create spectacles of themselves to draw attention to the value they believe to exist there. Most of the time, even though often surrounded by a number of people who are foolishly taken in by their projections of self worth, such people have many unimpressed peers who find it difficult not to ridicule them frequently for being so egocentrically and mistakenly abhorrent in their pretentiousness.
The personification of fool's gold.
Those who can be defined with this word often create spectacles of themselves to draw attention to the value they believe to exist there. Most of the time, even though often surrounded by a number of people who are foolishly taken in by their projections of self worth, such people have many unimpressed peers who find it difficult not to ridicule them frequently for being so egocentrically and mistakenly abhorrent in their pretentiousness.
The personification of fool's gold.
Spectator 1: "Yo, that white kid is fly, check out his bling and his rims and shit."
Spectator 2: "You're kidding right? That's one beamy motherfucker right there!"
Spectator 2: "You're kidding right? That's one beamy motherfucker right there!"
by Jace Jackson October 2, 2008
Get the Beamy mug.A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?
by JP January 9, 2004
Get the beam me up mug.An urban beam is associated with older people aged above 40 years of age. It is an imaginary thin beam like shape located at the centre of a person's upper body and the term is used when a person of an older age understands and genuinely takes an interest in modern urban activities such as breakdancing, beat boxing, graffiti art and various other things. These beams light up when these people see these types of activites which they enjoy greatly.
Person 1 - Did you see that Piers Morgan on TV last night.
Person 2 - What on that show Britian's Got Talent?
Person 1 - Yeah, did you see those breakdancers
Person 2 - No but did the judges like them
Person 1 - They liked them a lot, but not as much as Piers. His urban beam was shining bright so they must have been good.
Person 2 - What on that show Britian's Got Talent?
Person 1 - Yeah, did you see those breakdancers
Person 2 - No but did the judges like them
Person 1 - They liked them a lot, but not as much as Piers. His urban beam was shining bright so they must have been good.
by Michael McNiven May 28, 2008
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by FrostyZK is the best September 16, 2019
Get the Beamed mug.1. Speaking of something truely awe inspiring or truely awsome.
2. A name for a mock company when one is in a tight spot for names in a class, such as web design.
3. A complement on how someone looks or acts.
2. A name for a mock company when one is in a tight spot for names in a class, such as web design.
3. A complement on how someone looks or acts.
1. Wow! thats a bajamillamin' phone, Bill.
2. Bajamillamin' sports center, we couldn't think of a better name!
3a. That is one bejamillamin' shirt. 3b. That is one bejamillamin' guy
2. Bajamillamin' sports center, we couldn't think of a better name!
3a. That is one bejamillamin' shirt. 3b. That is one bejamillamin' guy
by Squiglyline3 January 9, 2009
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THE RULES
1. Examine the founders' faces on a bottle of Jim Beam; choose the most evocative one.
2. Take a shot of Beam.
3. Make the face; have your friends guess which one you are.
4. Repeat.
THE RULES
1. Examine the founders' faces on a bottle of Jim Beam; choose the most evocative one.
2. Take a shot of Beam.
3. Make the face; have your friends guess which one you are.
4. Repeat.
"Are you going to play Beamface at your party tonight?"
"Yeah brah, I've been practicing my Booker Noe for days."
"Yeah brah, I've been practicing my Booker Noe for days."
by Euro Tart November 9, 2013
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