two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.

Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!

by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

A frame and beers

When you get a twelve pack of cold ones with your best buddy and absolutely pound someone’s old lady

Eh dan was pretty good time A framing that slut last night eh good ole A frame and beers

by Dan and jacks a frame April 22, 2021

mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal

If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps

by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023

Charlie-ing beers

To leave a beer half drank; waster of beer

(Past tense) Charlied a beer

Charlie; a guy who doesn’t finish beers

1). “Hey Ben there is a half drank beer here getting warm is this yours?”

“No Preston just left he’s been Charlie-ing beers all day.”

2). “Yo! Half of these beers are half full who’s the Charlie?”

by Not Charlie September 18, 2023

1 million beers

1 million beers is a term evolved from a tiktok trend where people would use the "handsome" filter on snapchat to make funny videos regarding alcoholism

no, bring me 1 million beers instead

by based bathrobe July 9, 2024