Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

sack yourself

telling someone to hit or punch themselves in the balls because they're being an asshole

Go sack yourself Johnny

by Sack of potatoes December 23, 2014

Add yourself

As of scratch.mit.edu, add yourselfs are to be projects that you must add a certain character or something that you use.

Add yourself Doing random stuff - Encorages the person to add their person/mascot to do something random

by BFDIEpic56 May 30, 2015

Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

Bin yourself

The act of consuming horrendous amounts of hallucinogenic substance so as to put yourself in a metaphorical (and on occasions literal) bin. But what the fuck, you'll enjoy it in the end.

Steve: Jesus christ lads, I may have gone and racked this line of Ket up a little to big!
Lads: Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself!
Steve: *Snorrrrtttttt*

by CluffyFunt June 6, 2018