Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016
Get the Invest in yourself mug.A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
Get the Walking in on yourself mug.Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.
by parbarling June 23, 2023
Get the Woag Yourself mug.Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.
by Motley Tool December 5, 2022
Get the Nintendo Yourself mug.When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.
Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”
Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”
Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
Get the flattering yourself mug.John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
by Jake356Io December 13, 2019
Get the Elf yourself mug.It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
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