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Ass Bandit 

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
Ass Bandit by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

dumping bandit 

To take a crap at someones place and then leave.
Matt came to my house and left like the dumping bandit.
dumping bandit by Luap Sille March 7, 2005

ass bandit 

Noah Sayres.
Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!
ass bandit by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

sticky bandit

When a girl gives a guy head, and just before ejaculating, the guy pulls out and cums on his hand. He then takes the load and slaps the girl in the face and runs away shouting "sticky bandit! sticky bandit!"
Dude, she used too much teeth so I gave her a sticky bandit.
sticky bandit by MattPR December 16, 2005

bra bandit

One who steals bras from girls' dormitories and random apartments in the city and sells them for a living. Operations are conducted worldwide by the BBG, the Bra Bandits Guild. All bra bandits are trained to be equivalently stealthy as ninjas, to have the sense of smell of bloodhounds, and to have the tenacity of pirates.
Sebastian's been raking in a ton of dough ever since he became a bra bandit.
bra bandit by bra bandit October 23, 2005

The Dirty Bandit 

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
The Dirty Bandit by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009