Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.

"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.

by mark taint April 19, 2014

slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.

Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.

by fgwg2 December 3, 2015

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.

I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.

by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020

Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.

"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.

by Gagaohlala October 8, 2014

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013