blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.

Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”

by anonymous April 10, 2024

Blaylock Method

A solution to a cigar that is tunneling where you use a V-cut to cut the cigar, take the tobacco that you clipped off the cigar and plug the tunneling. It causes the cigar to burn evenly.

Either my cigar is ruined or I can use the Blaylock Method to plug the tunneling.

by Intercaust July 8, 2024

blablaism

When you read or hear a reasoning that's basically fairy dust and means nothing at all, whatsoever, and you're left there thinking about whether or not the author of said reasoning is fucking with you.

"This book is essentially blablaism, just a bunch of bollocks that mean nothing, I'm better off wiping my ass with it"
"That's a little antihygienic"

by CanIhaveyourgmailshawty February 21, 2026

blapsplatter

Incoherent talk or jargon that makes zero sense to the listener, especially when said with confidence.

“He kept going on about the power scaling in that anime, but it was just blapsplatter to me.”

by Plas-sucks-at-the-dictionary October 14, 2025

Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Blig black blalls

Boinggg...splash! Two year old curious kitten was a tabby orange cat with blue eyes at the swimming pool. For a party when darkfur shrieked “shark!!!”. darfur was darkfur’s
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.

those are some blig black blalls

by Namerater69 April 11, 2022