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autistic zayd

He always watches dog videos on his school chromebook.
Guy: Omg that guy is watching dog videos
Girl: OMGGG he is an autistic zayd
by xxaxxmaxx May 31, 2023
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Autistic guy

Look it’s Chrissy sissy who is an autistic guy
by Roadman rishy lover 69 June 12, 2023
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Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
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Autistic Monkey

Something someone says when they think you’re so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves
by lololol612 July 16, 2024
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Autistic

A neurodevelopmental wiring of the brain. Some of the world's most successful people are autistic (Elon Musk, Alan Turing, (he was also gay!) Bill Gates), but bullshit 4chan users have turned it into a joke.
"Guy 1: Dude, why are you clumsy? Are you autistic?"

"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"
by astroIogi December 15, 2023
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Autistic Acoustic Person

A autistic person that is acoustic.
Meaning a disabled person that has a good voice or sings well
Hey John look at that Autistic Acoustic person over there!
by RizzWithA December 20, 2023
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