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Ass

The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful
Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.
by Freddyteddy June 2, 2008
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adj. boring, shitty, depressing, "bleh"
Life is ass, here in NJ..
by marzbarz August 3, 2007
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by Jai's arch angel April 5, 2019
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Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.
Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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by assasasasasasasa May 20, 2019
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Ass

Ass is a butt or a booty you can also call someone an ass if they are being mean to you
Guy 1 bro she has a big Ass
Guy 2 yeah i know right
by Just a guy06 April 23, 2019
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Ass

An ass is a butt.

(|) Tiny ass
( | ) Small ass
(_|_) Big ass
(__|__) Huge ass
You have a nice ass.
by I_Like_Cake September 22, 2017
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