Ass

The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful

Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.

by Freddyteddy May 29, 2008

ass

adj. boring, shitty, depressing, "bleh"

Life is ass, here in NJ..

by marzbarz July 26, 2007

Asse

means ask

Can I asse u wen u comin to ma house.

by Allahatopia November 25, 2018

ASSed

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

by Carwreck-Horse February 11, 2019

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by Jai's arch angel April 05, 2019