assassin

1. A contract killer.

2. The best type of girlfriend to have. If you have an assassin girlfriend, you got twice the ass for the price of one.

1. Are you a real assassin? Bill at the office has been bugging me, can you fix that?

2. To get an assassin girlfriend is way better than getting a BOOBY TRAP girlfriend.

by CriticalDesign January 14, 2008

Personal Assistant

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...

by Hans Flogmeoff March 31, 2009

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

fuck asses

pl. of Fuckass
Great insult, nuff said.

first used in the movie, Donnie Darko

girl: He's been smoking again.
guy: why do ppl have to be fuck asses, you fuckass.

by Mr. Gibbons March 23, 2008

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

asses and elbows

Describing something or someplace that's really crowded

Dude, it's asses and elbows in there! Ain't that a fire hazzard?

by Sir Adam the Great April 7, 2005

relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010