A female human as viewed by Americans to be of descent from an Asian country. (For instance, Japan or China.) Typically considered to be hotter than the average Caucasian girl, as viewed mostly by horny men...
Mors277 should learn how to spell before posting a definition that looks like a 4-year-old asian girl wrote it.
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dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
Asian Parent1 (Dad): Oh my son is so fucking autistic, he's a retarded fucking cunt. By the way, I love your kids they are so adorable *kiss noises*
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
by stupid useless asian April 8, 2020
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Oakley: Im hella hungry, but we have nothing left to eat...
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn
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by emcfield October 27, 2010
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They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.
It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.
Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.
They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.
It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.
Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.
Damn it! My Asian mother bought me this T-shirt that says something about soccer in poorly written English.
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(2) A figment of the collective non-Asian imagination; people who appear to have heritage from a country within the continent of Asia, and as a result are subject to a slew of stereotypes from people around the world including (but not limited to) being exotic, innocent, submissive, brainy, hyper sexual, short, good at math, skinny, or foreign
(3) An identity created by people who appear to be of Asian descent, because no matter where they go outside of Asia they are perceived to be of an exotic homogeneous race; a term often used by Asian Americans to unify for political, social or economic purposes
(4) one of the most commonly searched terms adjacent to "porn"
(2) A figment of the collective non-Asian imagination; people who appear to have heritage from a country within the continent of Asia, and as a result are subject to a slew of stereotypes from people around the world including (but not limited to) being exotic, innocent, submissive, brainy, hyper sexual, short, good at math, skinny, or foreign
(3) An identity created by people who appear to be of Asian descent, because no matter where they go outside of Asia they are perceived to be of an exotic homogeneous race; a term often used by Asian Americans to unify for political, social or economic purposes
(4) one of the most commonly searched terms adjacent to "porn"
(1) A: Did you meet anyone interesting at the party?
B: Yes, I met an Asian girl who just arrived from the Philippines.
(2) A: (walking up to a girl with straight black hair and almond-shaped eyes) I love Asian girls.
B: I'm Colombian.
or
A: (walking up to a girl with straight black hair and almond-shaped eyes) I love Asian girls.
B: You mean you love all the women from the dozens of countries in Asia who all have different cultures, languages, governments and economies? That's nice. I'm from the U.S.
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A: I didn't study for the math test!
B: Just cheat off the Asian girl, Chung Lee. She has to be smart.
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Puff Daddy: "My aim is winnin got Asian women that’ll change my linen after I done blazed and hit'em."
(3) I like to be around other Asian girls so I'm going to join an Asian sorority.
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The Asian American Journalists Association created a scholarship for Asian girls who have bright futures in the media.
or
The Organization of Chinese Americans condemns hate crimes against Asian girls.
(4) One of the most popular search terms in 2007 was "porn Asian girl hardcore."
B: Yes, I met an Asian girl who just arrived from the Philippines.
(2) A: (walking up to a girl with straight black hair and almond-shaped eyes) I love Asian girls.
B: I'm Colombian.
or
A: (walking up to a girl with straight black hair and almond-shaped eyes) I love Asian girls.
B: You mean you love all the women from the dozens of countries in Asia who all have different cultures, languages, governments and economies? That's nice. I'm from the U.S.
or
A: I didn't study for the math test!
B: Just cheat off the Asian girl, Chung Lee. She has to be smart.
or
Puff Daddy: "My aim is winnin got Asian women that’ll change my linen after I done blazed and hit'em."
(3) I like to be around other Asian girls so I'm going to join an Asian sorority.
or
The Asian American Journalists Association created a scholarship for Asian girls who have bright futures in the media.
or
The Organization of Chinese Americans condemns hate crimes against Asian girls.
(4) One of the most popular search terms in 2007 was "porn Asian girl hardcore."
by momochacha February 26, 2008
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