asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016

ASAPTY

A: as | S: soon | A: as | P: possible | T: thank | Y: you

*texts mom* "Hey, I just got my period, please get me pads ASAPTY!"

by Electric Archer December 27, 2016

ASAP

At swiftly awesome packederm.

When Horton heard the cry for help he made a quick notion ASAP to help them.

by ColbyBadman217 December 28, 2016

assaphile

One who is or acts like an asshole daily.

"Man you're acting like a real assaphile."

by Bbkf04 April 10, 2017

ASAP

It's meaning is As Soon As Possible.Example:

I'll be there ASAP

by LelutzPăPâine November 7, 2017

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017

asapgaming

The best community out there, you can't find any better one out there, not even Zarp is better.

Yo dude! AsapGaming is such a cool community! You can check out their website at AsapGaming.co!

by I Can Climb Mountains January 31, 2018