Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

by Whippet August 6, 2004

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

by Topher Down March 27, 2009