chill-aked

Derived from chillin and and baked, chill-aked means to be chillin while you are fried off your ass.

Hey george what are you up to?
I’m fuckin’ chill-aked, what bout you ted?
I’m pretty fucked myself.

by jon m. January 28, 2005

greasy assed italian mofo

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers

"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003

assed-up

Angry to the point of no return,usually with the outcome ending in great violence to the one who has given you"a case of the ass" to begin with.

That f#@*ing Sam has got me all assed-up over not paying me my money!

by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

Assked Out

Asking an individual through the method of writing said invitation on the ass cheeks.

Brittany: " Daniel assked out beccat to prom"
Chris: Thats pretty fucked up
Brittany: Yeah apparently he wrote it in yellow permanent marker all around the ass.

by Chrisflynn May 23, 2010

Booty-assed

half-assed, facadical, not non-inauthentic

she suggested that we go booty-assed camping.

by poop poopington November 19, 2007

Farid Askerov

Comrade Ass is da bic boiiiiiiii. He enjoys snow, vodka, AK-47s, and strange hats. Also a piano playing little bitch. So close but yet so far...... Bro, she was so fine bro.

"I dont take it in the mouth"

Awwwww you just got Farid Askeroved

by ayoitstnuts January 25, 2010

Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011