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Full Ape

1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.
Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.

Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.
by uhoh! October 28, 2015
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AP Math

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.
(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
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Apped-up

One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.
He's got an app for naps. an app for faps, and an app for craps. Dude is apped-up!
by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015
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ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.
Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.
by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010
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ape tiddy

An adjective describing a situation, scenario or individual in which the subject has gone terribly out of control or reached a level of bizarre circumstance
Things got real ape tiddy in the street once the police arrived
by Z53 September 21, 2022
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Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.
by bostonjerk July 3, 2012
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Guano Apes

cool band that i recently heard a track of from a crusty demons vid
by benzzz November 8, 2003
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