Alfeus

He is someone that bullies people and has no heart

Alfeus bullied me yesterday

by Papie nulo May 3, 2021

Going to Alford

A euphemism used in a similar fashion as "Going to see a man about a dog".

'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.

Where's Kyle?

He's 'Going to Alford' for the night.

Filthy bugger.

by Gary Barry November 13, 2011

Alfred Ashford

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

by Jon Doe April 10, 2004

Alfresco sneeze

An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards

Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty

by Zeager December 9, 2009

Alfred Claivus

Birth name of the greatest bro of all time, who now goes solely by Nabroleon Broskimite, even in the presence of his 78 year-old maternal grandmother.

Alfred Claivus has invented several words containing the affix "bro", such as inbronation and bropossum.

by brominator August 21, 2011

ALFM

Acronym for “all love from me.” Often used after making an outlandish or aggressive statement towards someone. Similar to “no offense” except that instead of preceding the statement, it always comes after.

“You’re all fucking idiots for not thinking YFW is Brand New’s best album. ALFM though.” - blakebeats

by Jimmayyyyyyyy December 8, 2017

Alfreð

A guy who likes to stroke to dwarfporn and he swallows

Hey did you see on the news a alfreð got out of a shemale prison

by Anonymous_bloggerthatisadude December 13, 2018