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Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
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dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to
I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep
by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016
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Accountability Culture

No. You're a piece of shit for that. It's just Cancel Culture by a different name except "I agree that he should get fired for that."
Hym "We don't have an accountability culture because the people stalking harassing and stealing my shit are not being held accountable. You liberals always need to carve yourself out a caveat do you?

✌️✊️✌️Accountability✌️✊️✌️ culture

✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ There is no legal basis for any of these and you (the collective you) do actively try to enforce these thing even at jobs that you yourself don't job. Being given an ultimatum is not resigning. And trying to CONFLATE those two things makes you a lying piece of shit. Still, you're using schrodinger's ultimatum and hate speech as post hoc justification for what you're (the collective you) doing to me. And THAT is entirely aesthetic and serves no purpose other than to hide that fact that you are corrupt breeder filth that wants to use your filthy retarded mongrel children both as justification to control other people and to take the law into your own hands. Hate Speech is just as real as God. It's an opinion that you have. But if the people doing this... The intellectual property theft. The stalking. The recording. The harassment. All of it. I will hold the rest of you accountable in THE ONLY WAY I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER TO DO SO. That is all this is. Breeder corruption and my rights being violated to coerce me into subservience and harvest as much from me as possible. Your kids are shit. The may be innocent but you are not."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 29, 2011
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Accounting Debt

Similar to "tech debt", accounting debt is incurred when accounting departments take shortcuts either at the start of a companies life or during a busy period. These shortcuts then have to be "paid off" (i.e. corrected) by that same department or a third party at a later date. This phrase was coined by accountant Matthew R Williams, ACA in New York City on 23-Jun-22.
We could simply transfer the money now and sort out the loan agreements at a later date. We have to be conscious though that this would be adding to the departments existing accounting debt.
by Rob717 June 23, 2022
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Account

Sign into a random account,it can be someone you know, or someone your not that close with.
I went in dan's account to see if he's trust worthy
by 1234579 December 28, 2020
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Positive Accountability

Gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen
Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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