another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
a pick me is a girl/woman who would do anything for a boys attention,They can come in any shape big or small.
they would always say ''I'm not like other girls.''they can be a snake when they want something so if your friend(s) act and says that say the following.
i think we can't be friend's.
they would always say ''I'm not like other girls.''they can be a snake when they want something so if your friend(s) act and says that say the following.
i think we can't be friend's.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
by yoloyman 2222 June 04, 2023
1) A person who is desperate for attention and acceptance, and will go out of their way to change their appearance, mannerisms, attitude, etc. for others' approval.
2) A woman who resorts to traditional gender stereotypes in an attempt to seek men's approval.
3) A minority (BIPOC, LGBT people, etc.) that support right-wing politics in hopes of gaining their approval.
2) A woman who resorts to traditional gender stereotypes in an attempt to seek men's approval.
3) A minority (BIPOC, LGBT people, etc.) that support right-wing politics in hopes of gaining their approval.
1) "Dave's sucking up to the boss again. He's turned into such a pick-me."
2) "Did you see the way Rosie acts when that guy's around? She's such a pick-me, and for such a lame guy too."
3) "Voting against your own rights won't make them stop hating you for being gay. Stop being such a pick-me."
2) "Did you see the way Rosie acts when that guy's around? She's such a pick-me, and for such a lame guy too."
3) "Voting against your own rights won't make them stop hating you for being gay. Stop being such a pick-me."
by WLFNNK October 28, 2023
A girl or boy (usually a girl) who acts like she doesn't need help, but then makes a "mistake" because she or he wants attention. A pick-me is also very dramatic.
Pick-me: "Hi!"
Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"
Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"
Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"
Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"
Person 1: "What?!"
Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"
Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"
Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"
Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"
Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"
Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"
Person 1: "What?!"
Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"
Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"
by i.like.cats December 12, 2023
A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.
"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024
When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018