human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023

LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023

Lanced

A cruel and unusual form of death from PowerPoint, charts, long meetings, and emergency management procedures. Known to cause Blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored, Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I am glad I didn't go to that meeting, it was a certain death from being Lanced.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023

Lance

A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.

lance is great guy

by Kiroha May 13, 2023

Lance

Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.

“Salutations! Sir Lance! I have brought in another client!”

by Lord Fitzgerald October 21, 2019

lance main

Lance mains in Brawlhalla have small dick energy and are faggots that practice in Faggotry and Faggotronics.

Is Joe a Lance main? Ew get away from him.

by beastmqn October 26, 2019

Lance

A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3

"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"

by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020