goober bomb

when mucus is put on your feces and thrown as in a snowball fight

that goober bomb fight last night was disgusting

by mohawk69 May 10, 2010

plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

by Honez May 8, 2006

goober gus

Somone who is very goofy, slow and clumsy also has jacked up teeth. A goober gus is also somwhat of a kind hearted idiot

megan is a goober gus

by thegift0687 December 27, 2009

Goober Baby

After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy.

My child is a Goober Baby.
Oh, No, i'm pregnant with a Goober Baby!

by Nicole and Carl September 29, 2008

goofy goober

I have a little goofy goober and her name is hailey g.! enough said.

im a goofy goober yeah.. your a goofy goober yeah.. we're all goofy goobers yeah.. GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHH!

by goofy goober 2 May 8, 2005

anus goober

When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.

Ethan: My ass hole isn't waxed
Daniel: you up for some anus goober?

by Perkjjalsk August 28, 2017

Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows

David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!

by S.Spawn August 19, 2009