Waffle Knees

When you doggy in a carpet,
how your knees end up.

i was fuckin janice in the livinroom and i got some Waffle knees

by JJackson19028 January 04, 2009

knee fetish

people with knee fetish’s normally are names kaley and usually like chunky guys

person 1: i like chunky guys
person 2: do you have a knee fetish?
person 1: ya!! how did you know?

by kaleyhasakneefetish June 19, 2021

Knee-mail

Reffering to a prayer. People of the church often use it to seem funny. Changed form of e-mail

God answers Knee-mail.

by um dunno i forget it September 06, 2007

hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

by Csheridan December 02, 2007

Knee Shooters

Tits usually found on obese and out of shape women that tend to droop down to their knees. Usually found on bra-less fat women.

Look at those knee shooters on that fattie maggie. She really should have a holster for those.

by Ian Wallace August 20, 2004

bee's knees

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the origin of "bee's knees". It is a slang homophone for "business" started around the Roaring '20s. Saying something was the business meant it was the real deal and of high quality. See business definition #4, #9, #12, etc.: "top quality. a perfect 10. met to standard."

Dude, that kickflip you just did was bee's knees.
Dude, that kickflip you just did was business.
same deal.

by Li'l Scotty July 18, 2011

knee-breaker

Taking a leak while sporting morning wood. To keep from spraying the wall, you lean forward as much as possible with your legs straight, to the point where you think your knees are gonna snap.

I had to take a serious knee-breaker when i woke up this morning!

by wickedpissa March 05, 2006