by tornadoanal April 04, 2016
Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.
I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
by Unicorn porn December 08, 2010
In the act of masturbating to online pornography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.
person 1: Is it storming outside? I hear thunder but I don't see any lightning.
person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.
person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.
by Spilner April 15, 2011
The day before Ash Wednesday when all those giving up masturbation for lent go overboard with their fapping.
Dude, I whacked off 5 times yesterday. I had to make the most of Fap Tuesday before 40 days without doing it.
by justthisone March 09, 2011
A monster that sits invisible in the dark. They can sometimes be identified by bodiless red eyes. What will always mark one is the sound of "fap fap fap fap ...".
Popular places for fap ghouls include the top corners of movie theaters, under basement steps, your closet, and school bleachers during cheer leading practice.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
by Sintrea March 22, 2010
Same thing as Spank Bank, but with the updated wording of Fap
Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Jose: Madonna's nipple isn't worth fapping to dude.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
by QUSO2020 June 13, 2012
Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic masturbator and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be embarrassing. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur throbbing erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.
#1 At a friend's house in an empty room
Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.
Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!
#2 Same place and situation
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens
friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?
You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!
fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!
You: Phhheeewwwwww
Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.
Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!
#2 Same place and situation
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens
friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?
You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!
fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!
You: Phhheeewwwwww
by Callum6969 May 14, 2009