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Clemson Claw

gripping sexpenetration technique where the thumb stays completely stationary, while the other four fingers are free to roam.
Designed specifically for taming cougars.
Bro, last night I almost got totally dominated by a cougar.

What did you do?!!

I gave her the clemson claw, now that pussy is tame.
by lvdman December 18, 2012
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Eagle claw

Ignore the other definition, eagle claw is a type of martial arts that involves grappling and pressure points.
I was at a Kung fu tournament and I saw an awesome fight between an eagle claw user and a tiger claw user.
by Dongerooni August 2, 2015
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The Markle Claw

A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.

A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!
by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022
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Southpaw Claw

When your left nut starts to mysteriously ache for no reason. When the right nut aches it can be called just "the Claw" but that is much more uncommon.
"Dude my left nutty is hurting!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"
by SCLAW March 4, 2010
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Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011
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prize claw

an MMA attack in which you jump into the air and grab the opponent by the head with all four of your limbs similar to a prize claw machine. Opponent could then be launched into the air or poked in the eye or slapped with your penis seeing as to how he will feel like a complete doushe
Jared: So how was your fight?

Tsuji: That was lame, i got flinged like a doushe.

Jared: Really? How?

Tsuji: He did a prize claw and slapped me with a cock
by Boto Chief February 5, 2009
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Tard Claw

A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
Tard clawtard claw back scratcher ladel weapon quick draw purpose
by I am tard claw July 26, 2011
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