Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 19, 2017

Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank March 22, 2016

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"

Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 09, 2011

Slap fiddle

When a bitch sucking your dick then suddenly slaps it and blows on it to play like a fiddle, causing instant orgasm.

Bro she was sucking my dick real good then pulled a Slap Fiddle on me! Shit was awesome

by Krackerjack February 06, 2018

National slap tommy day

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19

It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy

by My nanny is daddy April 17, 2019

Slap fuck

When you slap someone, especially on and around their genitals, until they orgasm.

I slap fucked your dad until my hands were sore.

by WouldStalk April 12, 2024