The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
When a woman and a man fall in love, the man’s leg stick shoots out baby icing into the woman’s basket.
by Swaggyman101 November 28, 2017
by jlynndouglas April 19, 2015
by Depraved lover March 10, 2017
dry ice (noun) (adj) (pronoun) (verb) a situation or a person that needs to be repair correctly but like a fridge that needs to replaced or purchasing a new one you just place a little "dry ice" into it instead of resolving the situation and making the situation "right its the quick fix. can describe a person on the rebound ie: not looking for a good close relationship, just something to tide you over, like a rebound. Basically a quick fix and not resolving the problem.
"my girlfriend just gave me the boot, so I am looking for a little dry ice" in the meantime. or ""My husband does not want to talk about his issues so, we are just putting a little "dry ice " on it for the meantime. This girl was just like "dry ice" to me util my girlfriend comes back to me. Nothing serious.
by SUSAN VOLKOFF August 6, 2018
The transfer of cum from one human to another, via a third party, after the passage of time. In a sexual situation, snowballing plus time.
Yo girl, I blew Chad earlier today, didn’t wash my face, and just made out with Blake. He got totally dry iced.
by Hanwow May 26, 2018
I took care of his ice cube tray
by corporate barbie June 19, 2024