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fat mousing 

Dragging a file folder into an adjacent folder thus making appear deleted.
I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.
fat mousing by Kay Starry October 11, 2013
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Ottawa, Canada. Not the "home" of the Blues exactly, but the Blues foster home when the Blues were having adolescent problems and got kicked out of the house a few times for bad behaviour and letting their room get all skanky.
Blues Fan #1: Geez, where can I hear some good blues now that I'm out of Gitmo' but can't get into the states?
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
fat city by Dali Clama December 14, 2013

Fat Neil 

A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
Fat Neil by A swan in bread May 20, 2014

fat man's remorse 

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
fat church by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse
We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.
fat blossom by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015