Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:

I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise

by aintapuppy June 7, 2025

mine boner

When someone gets the urge to play minecraft randomly

Person 1: Dude i just got a mine boner

Person 2:sigh you always get them at random times

by Florey July 18, 2025

Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.

‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.

by noasweatt August 19, 2025

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025