Anal

Something Angel is good at doing and Yesenia is good at receiving.

Mom -“Dylan I’m sorry, apparently defosey gave anal to your grandmother”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”

by EdLongBottom August 9, 2024

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

anal gombling

nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala

yes i love anal gombling

by didlo demolisher December 27, 2023

anal werewolf

A person who is obsesssed with anal sex

YO MAN, YOU ARE A ANAL WEREWOLF

by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022

Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

Anal Gravy

The act of putting two words together that should never be put together.

the phrase 'eyeball juice' is anal gravy.

by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019

American Anal

When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”

“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”

by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021